Did I not mention that Christina is a lesbian? She has this unwholesome habit of trying very hard to be intimate with other cars - I'm told that all cars are female. Even after getting her new shoes - break shoes - she still insists on testing the shoes - break shoes - of her peers. What's this thing with girls and shoes anyway???
That brings up another issue, these female driver puns - Totally, Totally uncalled for! It's the car for christs sake - it's the car! Ofcourse the car being female and all.........
But I digress. Who's the idiot who invented these things anyway? Daimler? Ford? I curse their whole family(ies)! ancestors descendents the whole lot! may they rot in .... a smelly humid hot garage for all eternity.
Devoting time to care for a hunk of tin - what kind of demented/twisted mentality would call that progress? Shopping for frivolous car accessories - where's the edge guys had over gals in shopping(NOT)? gone... all gone in a whiff of exhaust smoke. sigh!!
And why in the name of all that is engineering did they not come up with an integral unit? sparkplugs, filters, gaskets, frips frops and trips..... sheeesh.
Why oh WHY am I buying a car alarm? Someone making off(or making out, whatever) with Christina would give me back my freedom wouldn't it?
The one thing that this sordid episode proves is that females(animate or inanimate) continue to drive unsuspecting males towards hopelessly rash and spectacularly stupid decisions! When will we learn?
urped by gumz @ 11:39 AM
