3:30 - 4:00 a.m.: Shower, Iron, Dress, Check Christina's oil - difficult job in the dark. Set of from staging area approximately 20 km from Colombo
4:15 a.m.: rendezvous with agent X in colombo.
4:50 a.m.: Arrive at objective 1 approximately 30 km outside colombo.
4:50 a.m. - 5:05 a.m.: Execute 'Abduct groom'. Sneaking about in the dark and jumping over locked gates required.
5:50 a.m. - Arrive at objective 2 approximately 45 km from objective 1.
5:50 a.m. - 6:15 a.m.: Execute 'Abduct bride'.
7:00 a.m. - drop of package at [bleep] embassy in colombo.
Life is a ball, ain't it.
Please do not try this, yourself. The people who tried this stunt are certified lunatics. Even if you consider yourself a lunatic, you cannot possibly have understood that drivel. Do yourself a favor, and forget you ever read this.
urped by gumz @ 3:43 PM
