reality bites!

Continuing our boob-awareness program, something is definitely wrong in the state of Etats-Uni when you get a young college woman saying 'You mean women’s breasts are like a cow’s udder?'. This article tries to pin the cause for boob-fetishes on the declining breast feeding trend. It's a very confusing article, promoting the view that the primary purpose of boobs is to feed and comfort babies, while going on to project a baby's feelings, on being deprived of those magical milk making machines, as "Hey, don't take those away from me! Those soft sponges belong to me! You can't do that! Hey, nobody here cares about my feelings. Please please Mommy....." - Is it just me, or is that one perverted kid? Like I said, it's a very contradictory article. It even manages to mention 'breasts' and 'God' in the same sentence. Can you, come up with one? go on, i dare you! Damn them americans! What are they trying to say?

Nevertheless, their conclusion 'It all starts when you take the breast away from the child AND then make seeing breasts a forbidden no-no for the rest of the child's growing period. End result is a distorted view of female breasts', has something in it. Damn americans, i say again. Having said that, I'm all for the cure they suggest.

Are we a bit ambivalent now. What if some misguided entity told you, that boobs are not an inherently sexual organ, that nipples are not by nature a special erogenous body part? Well they(err.. you might want to be careful, here) seem to be telling exactly that. They go on to promote the brain as the greatest sexual organ we have. Boy, Einstein must have been one helluva perv! Then again....

Now folks, just scroll down that last article....

We live in our own mythical little worlds with our mythical little ideas on boobs, array sizes, and such; we protect our mythical worlds with magical little spells that go to the tune of 'my myth is better any day, than your reality'. And it probably is. But what if our realities are infact imposed on us by the world at large? I mean, which reality is more valid? the boob-fetish-reality or the baby-pacifier-booby-reality. How can we decide? Both view points have been barfed upon us by the world at large and the good old internet.

This is where Naked Saturdays come in handy. Or even silly little experiments in primes and arrays. Life needs to be experienced; experience is after all what you go through in life, not a record left behind by some poor blighter.

To heck with the shackles of morality. And what we're taught; to the trash bin, i say! Life is meant to be lived, dammit!

But, on the morality front, where do we draw the line, if everything needs to be experienced? Bribery, larceny, drug abuse, alcoholism, murder, rape, child abuse?

If you open Pandora's box, be ready for the difficult questions.....

Well, I can't give you the answers to those. What i can tell you is, that all the boobs(careful...) in the world are capable of sinking 40 titanics, and that it is possible to enlarge breasts through hypnosis.

And, that's a wrap folks.

urped by gumz @ 7:59 PM

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