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Why?

Why the dickens, not? 

Monday, September 05, 2005

Sugar Doll

Yesterday night i ate barbie. Well, during the course of the evening we all had a piece of her. She was sweet, a bit too sweet for her own good. I had her thrice. She was a sorry sight in the end; the ill use showed quite starkly; barbie was dead. Nevertheless, I felt a pang of hunger as her remains were stashed away in the freezer.

The loss of barbie, makes one reflect on questions that should have been answered long ago, and a few that were of a more immediate nature. Where for, instance was Ken? And what was his problem anyway? Was he a guy or was he queer in a weird way? Why would he want to take barbie shopping? Did he, Pete-forbid, have ulterior motives?

What kind of parents allowed barbie to do these things anyway? And who were they? Why have we never seen them? Are they, as I type out these words, still waiting for her to return?

I question the sanity of involving barbie in kiddy-parties. Introduce em to gals of ill repute, and then mourn over the declining morality of the younger generations.

urped by gumz @ 8:12 AM

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