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Why?

Why the dickens, not? 

Sunday, June 26, 2005

glow blow

The local neighborhood supermarket was running a promotion for glow - 'a skin care product which comes in a state of the art capsule'(sic). I'm visualizing an intelligent capsule with avionic and guidance capability which activates on touch, flies out of its aluminum pod, homes in on the victims mouth, hovers around until the victim opens her mouth, fires mini booster rockets to get that extra acceleration to gain corporeal access, uses ultrasonics to navigate to the victims abdomen and explodes itself in a blaze of techno-glory.

The chicks in tight pink skinnys, the gender discrimination - Many are the issues i can expound on this topic. But let me just bring to your attention some secondary meanings for the word 'glow'.

1. A sensation of physical warmth.
2. A warm feeling, as of pleasure or well-being.

Now, let me pose the question, 'Is it mere coincidence that glow rhymes with blow?'
I leave you, and your minds to it then.

urped by gumz @ 2:43 PM


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